Anonymous said:
You seem to have quite an incestual relationship with your father. Is that true?

… I don’t know what you’re talking about


Anonymous said:
Do you like waffles?

Yeah! I like waffles!

Do you like pancakes?


Anonymous said:
BOY. WHY DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO YOUR UNCLE POGO-MAN? I'M NOT CRAZY LIKE YOUR DAD, I'M SO CHILL. WE SHOULD RIDE POGOSTICKS TOGETHER.

CAN WE RIDE POGOSTICKS TOGETHER?! THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!


Anonymous said:
Tell us about your mommy! c:

Oh, my mommy is soooooo awesome! She is just the be- Oh… but my dad doesn’t like it when I talk about her…

You know what?

I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! I’ll talk about my mom if I want to. He can’t do shit bro!

My mom is the best. She reads me bedtimes stories every night. And she sings me to sleep with Justin Bieber songs. I love my mom.

((I had to Google how to spell Bieber. Can you tell how much of a fan I am? :P))


Anonymous said:
Timmy,have you ever tried to escape from your dad?

No! Why would I ever do that?! I love him soooooooooooo much!


Anonymous said:
Boy! Don't you dare talk back to my ass like that!! I don't CAAAARRRREEE if you don't have ARMS or not. I just want you to FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET for your MOTHER sake..

B-bu-but!

Okay.


Anonymous said:
Timmy! It's dad! What did I tell you about forgetting to flush the damn toilet! Gawd you're a DISGRACE!

But dad! I don’t have any arms! Remember? They broke off on our last bike ride. :(


Anonymous said:
son, you've gotten fat like your mother.

I’m sorry, dad! I just love those Oreos!


Anonymous said:
((DAMN GIRL WHATS COOKIN GOOD LOOKIN CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER I LOST MINE DAAAMNNNN GURRRLRLRLRLR))

((Haha!!! It was an accident!

*embarrassed as hell* >/////<))


Anonymous said:
Bike: - standing there and looking at you.-

Bike!

Oh, I love you soooooo much!