grimsteremilythestatue said:
Hey Timmy, I'm your new baby-sitter! But only for today. I've heard you've been through allot, so let's go get some ice cream!

Oh, thank you! I looooove ice cream :D


Anonymous said:
BOY. WHY DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO YOUR UNCLE POGO-MAN? I'M NOT CRAZY LIKE YOUR DAD, I'M SO CHILL. WE SHOULD RIDE POGOSTICKS TOGETHER.

CAN WE RIDE POGOSTICKS TOGETHER?! THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!


faustian-rebellion said:
When you grow up, you should be a playable character in Happy Wheels. Maybe you could ride something so intense, only the pros could handle it. Like a unicycle.

YES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! I WANT A UNICYCLE!


Anonymous said:
Tell us about your mommy! c:

Oh, my mommy is soooooo awesome! She is just the be- Oh… but my dad doesn’t like it when I talk about her…

You know what?

I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! I’ll talk about my mom if I want to. He can’t do shit bro!

My mom is the best. She reads me bedtimes stories every night. And she sings me to sleep with Justin Bieber songs. I love my mom.

((I had to Google how to spell Bieber. Can you tell how much of a fan I am? :P))


Anonymous said:
Timmy,have you ever tried to escape from your dad?

No! Why would I ever do that?! I love him soooooooooooo much!


Anonymous said:
What do you think of Stitch? He is cute, just like you :3

Oh, he really is so cute! And blue is my favorite color!


i-dontcareson said:
WHAT-- NO! NO- DAAAAAAAAAAD- -scrambles and flails around.-


i-dontcareson said:
Son, please help. I have been turned into a child--

Really?! Well a magic anon just turn me into an old m-

Well… SON! It’s looks like its time to go to the Land of Arrows, Harpoons, and Mines!

*drags him away*


Anonymous said:
Boy! Don't you dare talk back to my ass like that!! I don't CAAAARRRREEE if you don't have ARMS or not. I just want you to FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET for your MOTHER sake..

B-bu-but!

Okay.


Anonymous said:
Timmy! It's dad! What did I tell you about forgetting to flush the damn toilet! Gawd you're a DISGRACE!

But dad! I don’t have any arms! Remember? They broke off on our last bike ride. :(